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WILL KLIPSTINE
WHAT ELSE?
It's cliche, but he does, in fact, like long walks on the beach. The Beatles are the best band ever, Joe Montana will always be the GOAT, and Neil Diamond is the Doctor of the Emotional Heart.
HE RESPECTS OTHER HUMANS (conditionally)
He respects those who respect their fellow humans—You know, the common decency that you would think everyone has (hold the door open for someone, let them go ahead at the grocery store if they only have a few items, return texts & emails, don't litter, etc.) If you don't do any of the above, for the love of F*** use your F*****g turn signal.
So come on in. Check out the reels. See you out there. Will's the guy letting you merge in traffic.
Peace:)
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